it bothers me when guys get surprised that you actually understand/enjoy a sport, like yes i like hockey? i know the rules of the game? i understand what’s going on? stop acting like i’m the first girl to think like this

(via morganfredrickrielly)




why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that


because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via toews-fruity-booty)


imagine if i was the coach of the leafs. no longer the toronto maple leafs. now they are the toronto maple we won’t blow anymore 4-1 leads. phil would get statues erected in his honor. jake would get chipotle every day and mo would follow him and i wouldnt care. cody franson would take so many pics with dogs. dion would get his eyebrows done. who the hell are clarkson and orr. carlyle would be gone. i know how toasters work.